I CANNOT TELL A LIE

I had a dream last night that I needed to perform “Baby Got Back” for some serious purpose (like a preventing-the-end-of-the-world purpose; like Jeff Goldblum as Quirky Scientist was there, dumbing it down for me, and I slowly repeated it back to him, but in that sassy yet streetwise way that I have, when – oh snap! –it suddenly made sense how the fate of the world depended on me) – and then I could not remember the first line of the song.